I didn't think I could be one of those bloggers who have peculiar searches leading to their blogs.
And maybe I'm not, but when I finally decided to check out the search terms leading to my blog in a moment of boredom, my yawns changed into "Huh?" and then laughter and then "Ewwww".
So I decided to share with you a selection of searches performed (that somehow led to this blog) in the past 10 months:
- "amish friendship bread, food poisoning" (I'm not surprised)
- "disneyed" (I knew that must be a real word!)
- "organizing freak" (ah! a kindred soul!)
- "I talk to barbie" (o-kaay.... just out of curiosity, does she talk back?)
- "amish friendship bread, urban legend" (nope. unfortunately it is very real. the smell is real, too.)
- "amish friendship bread is gross" (yup. I agree.)
- "good looking housewife" (me? aww shucks, thanks.)
- "how to get coffee without coffee" (hmmmm.... I don't know, I think I need coffee before I can answer that.)
- "code lizzie shecks" (what? is this an espionage search?)
- "housewife legs" (are they special? a delicacy, maybe? like frog legs?)
- "housewife sex blogspot" (ok, you are on your own there, pal)
variations on the "housewife sex" theme: 16
Ok, seriously. How did some of these get here? What about my blog says "dirty"? Do the fabulous Brian Atwood heels in my header scream "S&M" to you? Yeah, me neither.
Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that I would get a big fail whale on SEO from the new species of mommy blogger.
3 comments:
Uh, yeah...that's pretty much the ONLY kind of google search I get now. I guess I shouldn't swear so much.
One of them was "hot mom blogspot with legs"...or something. Like you have to specify one with legs?
interesting blog....
First of all....I really, really WANT that purple purse!!! And the earrings would be quite nice too actually. Secondly, how on earth do you find out the information you have posted here....search terms leading to your blog?? It is kind of interesting!!
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