I didn't think I could be one of those bloggers who have peculiar searches leading to their blogs.
And maybe I'm not, but when I finally decided to check out the search terms leading to my blog in a moment of boredom, my yawns changed into "Huh?" and then laughter and then "Ewwww".
So I decided to share with you a selection of searches performed (that somehow led to this blog) in the past 10 months:
- "amish friendship bread, food poisoning" (I'm not surprised)
- "disneyed" (I knew that must be a real word!)
- "organizing freak" (ah! a kindred soul!)
- "I talk to barbie" (o-kaay.... just out of curiosity, does she talk back?)
- "amish friendship bread, urban legend" (nope. unfortunately it is very real. the smell is real, too.)
- "amish friendship bread is gross" (yup. I agree.)
- "good looking housewife" (me? aww shucks, thanks.)
- "how to get coffee without coffee" (hmmmm.... I don't know, I think I need coffee before I can answer that.)
- "code lizzie shecks" (what? is this an espionage search?)
- "housewife legs" (are they special? a delicacy, maybe? like frog legs?)
- "housewife sex blogspot" (ok, you are on your own there, pal)
variations on the "housewife sex" theme: 16
Ok, seriously. How did some of these get here? What about my blog says "dirty"? Do the fabulous Brian Atwood heels in my header scream "S&M" to you? Yeah, me neither.
Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure that I would get a big fail whale on SEO from the new species of mommy blogger.
